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lulz-time:

I think I finally realized what this reminds me of

OFFICIALLY DEAD AGAIN

TYPING THIS FROM THE TENTH CIRCLE OF HELL

HAHAH OMG I AM TEARS WTF THIS CANNOT EVER BE UNSEEN 

IN TEARS AND I CANNOT BREATH SOMEONE CALL 911 CAUSE I MIGHT JUST DIE

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• Percy: When I walk in the Olympus, this is what I see
• Annabeth: Oh no percy
• Percy: Every god is looking at me
• Nico: Di Immortales, you can't be my cousin....
• Percy: I've saved the world with my friends and i'm not afraid to say it, say it, say it
• Grover: SOMEONE PLEASE STOP HIM
• Percy: I'M PERCY AND I KNOW IT

lulz-time:

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• Me: Mum, I'm pregnant
• Mum: AHAHAHAHAH! who got you pregnant...your posters?
• Me: ...

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davidtenant-irishnandos:

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onedirectionyeahman:

• oh what a catastrophe

      or should i say cat-astrophe 

• so the pussycats didn’t just go missing, they’ve been kidnapped

     or should i say cat-napped… c-cat.. cat-nipped

• Faptaguise stole my pussycat, now its personal

     or should i say pussinal

• he lives alone

     so that makes him a stagknight

• hey what do you call a bell grande that isn’t yours ?

      nacho bell grande

• hey what do you call a Spanish toilet that weighs two-thousand pounds ?

     el ton john